This flash sheet is my tribute to the current US president, delivered with the same optimism you feel when your check-engine light comes on in January. It’s packed with the exact vibe of a nation collectively side-eyeing the camera. If you’ve ever watched a press conference and thought, “Man, are we really doing this right now?” this one’s for you.

Lightweight and shipped rolled so it arrives ready to frame and start conversations that may make you lose brain cells, or clients.