This hat is absolutely the greatest hat ever made, maybe the greatest product in the history of the world. People are begging for it. BEGGING. The MAKE TATTOOS GOOD AGAIN hat, in REDACTED Black, Crybaby Cranberry, and Not-in-the-Files Navy, is so powerful that when you wear it everyone stares in awe…or at least you can tell yourself that’s what it is. I’ve never worked a day in my life, yet somehow I know excellence when I see it, and this is excellence. People say it gives them confidence, bravery, even purpose. Truly remarkable. Supplies won’t last, obviously.